whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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