the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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