I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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