ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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