That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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