My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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