she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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