i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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