Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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