try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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