the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
