i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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