i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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