When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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