Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
you would pick up someone in the library
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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