found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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