Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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