laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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