she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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