yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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