yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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