why didn't you poke me back
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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