Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
At least make sure they are 18
Why
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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