hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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