but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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