You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I didn't notice because vodka
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
