If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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