Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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