3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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