How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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