so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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