the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm sobbing to NWA
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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