it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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