Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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