fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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