It's like a parade of train wrecks.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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