I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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