How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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