sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize