Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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