Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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