hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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