windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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