Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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