nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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