Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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