Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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