oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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