champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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