So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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