so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
one two three fourrrrnication!
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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