I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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