Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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