No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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