yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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