Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
