He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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