so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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