...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
