Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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