Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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